Franziska Weisz
Nude

Born in Vienna but currently residing in Berlin, fab fox Franziska Weisz clearly hasn’t forgotten how to work a wiener schnitzel. This brainy babe speaks German, English, French, Italian, and Greek, but her mind is but one of her many exemplary assets. These ass-tastic assets made their shadowy first appearance in the German flick The Robber (2010), where Weisz strips down to her bare essentials en route to getting it on with a lucky fella. Whoever shot the scene was inconsiderate enough to kill most of the lights, but there’s a good glimpse of her succulent shirt-stretchers before the lights go out completely. She’s been in a lot of other movies since her debut in The Piano Teacher in 2000, including Dog Days (2001), C(r)ook (2004), the spookfest Hotel (which screened at the Cannes Film Festival in 2004), and Distanz (2009), and was named one of Europe’s Shooting Stars by the European Film Promotion in 2005. Her skinematography is much shorter and less acclaimed, but The Robber isn’t Franziska’s only nude credit. She showed her Habermams in Habermann (2010), a Czech-German-Austrian war film that launched our crotch torpedoes. The following year she served up the tiniest bit of breast meat in Niemand ist eine Insel (AKA No Man is an Island) (2011), but it counts. Lastly, she displayed T&A while riding a guy in The Devil’s Violinist (2013), making all of us play our skin flutes. Franziska would be Weisz to go full frontal in her next film. There may be an Anatomy Award with her name on it!